Scandals Make the World Go Round

We've all heard the phrase, love makes the world go round. Guess no one ever told that to those of us Upper East Siders. Because really, if love made the world go round, there wouldn't be any room for all the scandal and gossip that I have for you all this week. Because I attended the Pimps and Hoes birthday bash for none other than our resident playboy Chuck Bass, and oh do I have juicy tidbits to share. The stars of the evening? Why, none other than some of my favorite Upper East Siders B & S, and their unexpected companion CLM. Seems our lovely ladies showed the pretty blonde just what it meant to be a real star of the Upper East Side. Our three ladies of the night took to drunken bar dancing, and oh did they put on a show. Seems the girls decided it was a bit hot in the club, and threw their panties up onto the chandelier! Save CLM, who's panties ended up in the pocket of a very familiar USE hunk! However, seems each of these darling beauties had men with quite different ideas in mind then letting our girls show the UES a REALLY good time that night!

First up, our resident queen B. We all know the old tale of B & C, and how her hopes for this past summer ended at a helipad in Manhattan. Well, turns out C turned up for the beginning of the school year with a new (and first to our knowledge) girlfriend, T. You know T, the music-mogul princess who is just dying to take over B's queen spot. However, seems T doesn't have quite the handle on our pal C as she would like to think, as B so eloquently announced to the entire party that she and C had been making out just outside the club door that very evening, under T's nose! And just to ruin T's wanna-be night in the spotlight, C went and stole B off the bar, ending her little drunken display before it could get really good, and whisked her away into the night! Guess he didn't like her showing the world what he had enjoyed in private in the past. I highly doubt T thinks he just tucked B in with a good night and then took himself to his own place. Poor T, can't even get her own boyfriend into her bed on his own birthday! We always knew B had it in her!

Next up, our unexpected little showgirl, CLM. You all probably remember her as the poor love stricken blonde from this summer who unfortunately caught her twin, CIM in bed with her own boyfriend, RR. And remember the other member of that little escapage, CIM's hunky boyfriend, JF? Well, it seems little miss good girl has finally gone and joined the fun side of life on the Upper East Side, like her wayward twin did oh so long ago when she joined the friendship of T. Seems CLM was invited along as a guest of B & S, and quickly caught the attention of not one, but three gorgeous guys that night! We caught her out on the dance floor with JD for a bit, but the real surprises came later on. Who knew that CB would go for our sweet little CLM. Seems he joined her and the girls up on their little bar dance, and joined in a very public make-up session. He even pocketed her panties! How's that for a souvenir from the night? However, this ended quickly with JF hauling him off the bar and punching him! Poor unsuspecting CB. And to make matters worse, JD added his own throw down as well! Just for making out with a willing girl and stealing away her panties! Then, much to everyone's surprise, JF followed C's lead and stole CLM out of the party, and into a Bass limo, and headed off into the night. Rumor has it they went back to CLM's new suite at The Palace. And we thought it was just her twin that went for the other sister's men. Welcome to life on the fun side CLM!! Guess there might be more between those two than just friendship after all. Wonder what her twin and ex-boyfriend will think of these unexpected developments.

And then of course, we could never forget our darling star of all men's hearts on the UES, good old S. Ever since she came back last year, we've been surprised at the good girl we've seen, and miss the gossip fodder girl she used to be. Yet at this event, she definitely did not disappoint! Who would have thought that the same girl who was just recently make kissy faces with Lonely Boy would make-up with not one, but three handsome hunks that night! Including super hot rockstar, AJ Richards!! Too bad for AJ, N didn't seem to appreciate his appreciation of S. Guess those rumors about N & S this summer might be true after all, because N followed JF's lead, and punched none only that our beloved AJ, and then just the other two guys before him, carried 'his girl' out of the club, into a cab, and with that, left the party. poor Lonely Boy. Looks like S is already moving on from her trip to the other side of the river.

And all that was only within 30 minutes! So must happened at this event, and really, you just had to be there to know the rest of what happened at this delightfully juicy, gossip-worthy event. Too bad you weren't on the invite list. You know I always am. And next time, you can again count on me to bring you all the delicious scandals you missed out on. Until then, let's watch and see just how the aftermath of this little dance of the girls' plays out. Will T take it lying down? What happened with all our lovely dancers once they left the club with those hunky men we all know and love? You know I have my ways, and I will be more than happy to pass along any juice tidbits I uncover. Until then, keep sending in those tips my lovelies.

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xoxo,Gossip Girl